FaKnows.

Your group chat already knows who was right.

For couples, roommates, and friend groups who need the receipts, not another opinion. Upload the chat, get a free verdict in seconds.

Free demo report · ₹99 unlocks the full report

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Drop your .txt or .zip export here
or click to choose a file — .zip exports work too
How do I export my chat?
WhatsApp
  1. Open the chat → tap the contact or group name at the top.
  2. Scroll down, tap Export Chat, then choose Without Media (faster, and it's all we read anyway).
  3. Save the .txt (or the .zip it hands you) and upload it here.
iMessage
  1. Apple's Messages app has no built-in export, so connect your iPhone to a Mac or PC and open a backup tool like iMazing (free to install), then select your device → Messages.
  2. Pick the conversation, click Export, and choose Text.
  3. Save the .txt file and upload it here.

Free · No signup · 🔒 Your chat is never storedSee a sample first →

This is what you get. Free.

Same format your report ships in — this one's fictional.

Sample FaKnows report card: 'Two Best Friends, One Unpaid Therapist', a fictional demo report
fictional demo, not a real chat

The verdict, up front. No burying the lede.

A balance score, not a vibe. Who initiated, who carried it — quantified.

Every pattern, backed by a quote. Straight from your own chat.

A verdict that picks a side. Entertainment, not diagnosis — but it doesn't both-sides it.

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What people say after the verdict lands.

Real reactions, straight out of WhatsApp. Screenshots, not paraphrases.

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A real WhatsApp reaction to a faknows report
A real WhatsApp reaction to a faknows report
“I'm having way too much fun with this!!”
— from a shared faknows chat, WhatsApp
“I'm literally trying out my ex's chats and laughing my ass out” 😂
— from a shared faknows chat, WhatsApp
“Oh man. Whatttta fab idea this is” ❤️
— from a shared faknows chat, WhatsApp
Early reactions, shared with permission. We keep the screenshot, never the chat. Tap a screenshot to enlarge.

How it works

Three steps. No account, nothing left behind.

STEP 1

Upload the export

A WhatsApp or iMessage export — .txt or straight-off-the-phone .zip. That's it.

STEP 2

We read every message

Who initiated, who carried it, who apologized, who ghosted — in memory, never saved.

STEP 3

Get your free verdict card

A balance score and a verdict that picks a side, backed by your own quotes — the demo report is free. Want every deep-dive and the full timeline? That's a one-time ₹99 unlock.

No chat is ever stored. Full stop.

These are private words from people who never signed up for this. One rule: nothing survives the report.

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Ephemeral processing

Held in memory only, for as long as analysis takes. Never written to disk.

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Deleted the moment your report renders

Nothing left to leak, breach, or subpoena.

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No training on your data

Used once, for you, then it's gone.

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Opinion, not diagnosis

Entertainment-framed. Not a therapist, not a clinical judgment.